Johnny Christ - Bass
Birthday: November 18
Random Facts: First gig he attended was Metallica, Johnny has a tattoo of a skull with a cowboy hat on his neck. His
parents r divorced thats y he goes by 2 names. He smokes and drinks a lot.
"Can you hang on a minute? I need to get some sun cream, I'd hate to burn my face."
"But I like to dress as a cowboy, though mainly when I'm drunk! I wanna get some chaps too 'cause I'm going
to get my butt tattooed and I want people to be able to see it!"
"Well, the thing is, I
actually have a fear of horses, so I wouldn’t make a very good cowboy."
"If I ever
wanted a gnome, I guess I'd just stand out on my lawn for a while."
"The Rev can't make
it to the computer since he has broken his low chair."
"This one time I stayed up way past
my bedtime... man that was scary."
"I dont like to impress anybody, they can all suck my